so, okay, the zombie apocalypse arrives, right, and the world is in chaos, everything is crazy, no one knows what to do! (EXCEPT GERARD.)
so in my head, for some reason, the zombie apocalypse just happens to coincide with a time when a bunch of bands are on tour, okay. and so all these bands are barricaded in their tour buses with zombies surrounding them, like, dudes, we're practically just sitting here in a LUNCHBOX, we need to figure something out! so after some deliberation, pete wentz is like, "i have the solution!" and the rest of fall out boy sit there expectantly, as though he's going to suddenly produce some sort of badass zombie fighting weapon out of the back of his skinny jeans.
but pete's solution is actually just to call up gerard way, who, at this moment, is sat there on the my chem bus with the rest of his band, drinking coffee and reading his ten point emergency 'IN CASE OF ZOMBIES' plan outloud to them. (frank keeps asking 'what if' questions, and gerard does NOT appreciate this -- it's not productive group work! and he's coming to that LATER IN THE PLAN anyway. it's all written out. with bullet points. maybe footnotes.)
so gerard answers his phone, looking quite confused, because seriously, no one calls him ever, normally! let alone pete wentz! and all of fall out boy are on speakerphone and like, "WHAT DO WE DOOOO," and gerard clears his throat importantly and is like, "well..." and then mikey wanders back in, where he'd been like, idk, the designated coffeemaker of the hour, all, "who is it?"
and gerard's like, "fall out boy, they need me to save them!" and mikey's all, "oh, hey," at the phone and then, "here's your coffee," to gerard, and then pete's like, "mikeyway! so, hey! what're you wearing?" and gerard is like, "GUYS, GUYS, PLEASE, THINK OF THE PLAN." and the zombies outside are like, "gnuurrrggghhhhhh."
help me out, guys! what does gerard's plan actually entail? do they somehow get together as a zombie fighting team, only to be hindered at every corner by pete and mikey making out? are panic somewhere nearby, reacting really, really calmly to this whole ordeal by smoking up? does bob get to break down some doors? because i'm of the opinion that bob should always get to break down a door or two.
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